<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734714</id><updated>2009-12-03T03:33:08.080-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Elitvak</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elitvak.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734714/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elitvak.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>fnordisgood</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734714.post-6027180354060794344</id><published>2009-07-26T19:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T19:18:38.065-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunk Girl in Your Bed</title><content type='html'>Let’s say you met a girl in a bar when you were both pretty drunk.&lt;br /&gt;And let’s say that you ended up taking that girl back to your apartment.&lt;br /&gt;And then let’s say that while you were making out with this girl on the couch, she passed out. Cold.&lt;br /&gt;And you had to carry her to your bed and take off her shoes so she could sleep it off. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you think this girl was pretty fucking awesome or what?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7734714-6027180354060794344?l=elitvak.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elitvak.blogspot.com/feeds/6027180354060794344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734714&amp;postID=6027180354060794344' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734714/posts/default/6027180354060794344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734714/posts/default/6027180354060794344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elitvak.blogspot.com/2009/07/drunk-girl-in-your-bed.html' title='Drunk Girl in Your Bed'/><author><name>fnordisgood</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03887692700052870088'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>